botWerks

i honestly don’t quite know what to make of this.  i realize that there’s a strong stigma to showing up in a publication such as this.  but wouldn’t purchasing this also imply that you know the folks that are going to be in there? the tag … “Now Even MORE Registered SEX OFFENDERS in Your Area” seems to indicate that this is a good thing, or at least a selling point.  odd.

for those interested in the answers to  ”Match the Perp to the Crime”, it’s B, C, A.  though, i’m really not quite certain as to what masterbating in the public library consists of.

i might be the only person that really finds this hilarious.  but we were grabbing some miscellaneous household crap at target and this was on an endcap. in the office supplies section if you’re in the market for this kind of thing.  which happens to be a pencil box for kids, made out of recycled plastic.

i find myself desperately wondering if the person that did the buying for this particular item is familiar with the rap song that has the same refrain.  for those of you unfamiliar with this song the wikipedia entry is quite instructive.